Rent a copy of The Goonies II from the video store in 1987 and you’d come home expecting a straightforward licensed cash-in. There was never
You rented it because the box art looked insane. A guy with chrome fists the size of cinder blocks, standing in front of an explosion,
You rented this one because of the cover, not the comic. A chrome surfer riding a board through space looked cool enough on the shelf
Every kid who got a movie or cartoon game under the tree in the early ’90s remembers the sinking feeling of booting it up and
You rented it expecting a slasher movie you could control. Blockbuster had the box right there at eye level, Jason’s hockey mask staring out at
You rented the movie, you loved the movie, and then you rented the video game because it had the same face on the box. By